snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

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